Yimpa

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  1. I met my partner through Bumble BFF. We were initially friends, but it transitioned to something more
  2. You can also use the emojis from your phone 🙃 I know @LSD-Rumi was testing an alternative way of using a “dark mode”, but it was causing his messages to appear weird.
  3. I’ll talk to an enlightened master who loves pizza then
  4. It is amazing when parents don’t give up on their children
  5. Doctors told my mother that I wasn’t even supposed to be born, that it was impossible. Life is miraculous
  6. You clean one door only to realize there’s a hundred more doors where that came from
  7. My favorite ukulele song is “Hey Soul Sister” by Train. Try to learn it!
  8. @Unleash did at any point did you realize what is imagining heart rate, the ambulance, Apple Watch, dad, etc?
  9. @Chadders Part of being a human is dealing with bullshit. Best to see God in the bullshit
  10. You do not need an enlightened master to tell you that you are Consciousness.
  11. “How can we engage in discourse and truth-seeking while minimizing the distortions of ego and the tendency towards dogmatic certainty?” -Claude AI
  12. Math is unquestionable and so is enlightenment.
  13. Speaking of houses, check out this video game
  14. …probably only using 0.0000001% power
  15. Tripping with partner is like alien sex, highly recommend.
  16. I’m reporting you to the pizza gods