Yimpa

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  1. You’ll be fine as long as you don’t unintentionally pass gas while flirting with dat ass.

  2. Is marriage a trap?

    Yimpa replied to quantumspiral's topic in Dating, Sexuality, Relationships, Family

    Like first checking the expiration date on your CANned beans. You don’t want to get married at the wrong time and end up in a shitty situation.

  3. What is some music you like?

    Yimpa replied to itsadistraction's topic in Off-Topic: Pop-Culture, Entertainment, Fun

  4. Heartbreak.
  5. This explains why my mother has been telling me to fill my cup lately…
  6. I’m revoking my Earth citizenship. Humans are cringe!!!
  7. https://apps.apple.com/us/app/the-simpsons-tapped-out/id497595276
  8. I’m moving to Springfield.

  10. Recontextualization Mega-Thread

    Yimpa replied to Sahil Pandit's topic in Personal Development -- [Main]

  11. Yes
  12. I tried explaining to my mother what solipsism is. Now I am grounded.
  13. RIP nondualists who can’t watch due to not having a past or future We salute 🫡
  14. We will even have children presidents long after we’re gone!
  15. They/them are very successful
  16. There are infinite traps, but not all of them are equal. Leo’s ass is the biggest trap
  17. They’ll name their daughter Princess
  19. You can’t live a good life without trickery, I suppose..
  20. Abuse comes in many different forms.

  22. Is 5meo worth it?

    Yimpa replied to Paradoxed's topic in Psychedelics

    5MeO is like rolling an infinite amount of dice in Monopoly bruh..
  23. Collect $200 salary as you pass!
  24. Kermit the Devil for President 2069

  25. Movie

    Yimpa replied to shubhamsharma's topic in Off-Topic: Pop-Culture, Entertainment, Fun

    I wonder who will be directing the sequel “Strange Looper”… …I’ve always wanted to be a director. I want to hire Elon as main actor, just so I can fire him with my Trump impression