Yimpa

Leo having a massive breakthrough the sane day I got my name legally changes at the driver license office. What are the odds?! Never tell me the odds!

Biting myself while I read this

every human ever:

Evil can certainly exist as you imagine it.

That’s like saying a toenail is a human being.

Sweet, they’re playing live in Austin in May. Thanks for the recommend

@Water by the River welcoke back Have you taken any psychedelics during your break?

Wood Jesus approve of these sandals?

Dr. Bronner isn’t even a real doctor!

@Davino i believe there is a related question and answer here

I am committed to marrying God.

Absolute Intelligence, yeeaahhh!!

Bless you!

@JosephKnecht I accidentally stepped on the back of my partner's slipper a few days ago as we were entering a pizza place, causing it to break. Gonna have to buy those as a replacement now!

@ExploringReality @Ulax

What products do you offer? Convince me that you love what it is you’re pitching and I will most certainly buy it.

Stop this nonsense!