Yimpa

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  1. I prefer pot for legal reasons ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  2. I’m left speechless. My history books are being banned.
  3. I usually overestimate my potential. I am learning to humble myself.
  4. You’ll be fine as long as you don’t unintentionally pass gas while flirting with dat ass.
  5. Like first checking the expiration date on your CANned beans. You don’t want to get married at the wrong time and end up in a shitty situation.
  6. This explains why my mother has been telling me to fill my cup lately…
  7. I’m revoking my Earth citizenship. Humans are cringe!!!
  8. https://apps.apple.com/us/app/the-simpsons-tapped-out/id497595276
  9. I tried explaining to my mother what solipsism is. Now I am grounded.
  10. RIP nondualists who can’t watch due to not having a past or future We salute 🫡
  11. We will even have children presidents long after we’re gone!
  12. There are infinite traps, but not all of them are equal. Leo’s ass is the biggest trap
  13. They’ll name their daughter Princess