Yimpa

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  1. And now to bring it full circle: What is a trap?
  2. Thank you for your vote and your confidence in me. The next 4 years are looking bright
  3. Be careful stroking your brush too broadly.
  4. Just don’t be glued to channel 69 for too long. If your remote isn’t working, simply change the batteries.
  5. Dating the Devil is potent shadow work.
  6. I don’t think we’re perceiving the same thing.
  7. He’s heading straight for the border waaaaalllll!!!
  8. And I’m becoming the woman I always wanted to be after 4 months of hard work. If I tried this in some other states or countries or time, I’d surely be killed for it.
  9. Unless you’re Elongating the truth
  10. “Deputy accused of killing Sonya Massey in Springfield was discharged from Army for serious misconduct” Article here
  11. And now it’s time for a serene bedtime story to close the most important chapter of US history. Thanks grandpa!
  12. I prefer pot for legal reasons ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  13. I’m left speechless. My history books are being banned.
  14. I usually overestimate my potential. I am learning to humble myself.
  15. You’ll be fine as long as you don’t unintentionally pass gas while flirting with dat ass.
  16. Like first checking the expiration date on your CANned beans. You don’t want to get married at the wrong time and end up in a shitty situation.
  17. This explains why my mother has been telling me to fill my cup lately…
  18. I’m revoking my Earth citizenship. Humans are cringe!!!