Yimpa

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  1. Like first checking the expiration date on your CANned beans. You don’t want to get married at the wrong time and end up in a shitty situation.
  2. This explains why my mother has been telling me to fill my cup lately…
  3. I’m revoking my Earth citizenship. Humans are cringe!!!
  4. https://apps.apple.com/us/app/the-simpsons-tapped-out/id497595276
  5. I tried explaining to my mother what solipsism is. Now I am grounded.
  6. RIP nondualists who can’t watch due to not having a past or future We salute 🫡
  7. We will even have children presidents long after we’re gone!
  8. There are infinite traps, but not all of them are equal. Leo’s ass is the biggest trap
  9. They’ll name their daughter Princess
  10. 5MeO is like rolling an infinite amount of dice in Monopoly bruh..
  11. Collect $200 salary as you pass!
  12. I wonder who will be directing the sequel “Strange Looper”… …I’ve always wanted to be a director. I want to hire Elon as main actor, just so I can fire him with my Trump impression
  13. I don’t need to even open up my bank app to realize that this entire situation is out of BALANCE!