Zeroguy

What?Well atleast I tried. But I know why. And you asked me to gather their skin for you?! I will prove you my manliness there are better ways for that. OK I admitt I never sat or rided a horse in my life. Don't want to get embaressed and lose you. Yellow t-shirt. What?! No! Don't you ever dare to ask for yellow pants. Underwear.... well I am ok with experimentation. Dress. Little black dress will be just fine if you ask me. Like a pair of hippies. Well why not we might try.

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I gave a thought about your love for dead reptiles and reptiles in general. To avoid all that Soooooo I give you a chance for you to decide what would you like to see me wearing. Then.... I will decide what will cover your divine femininity.

Date for vacation and date for vaccination(finished that long time ago). You lucky lady. Well unfortunately ain't no blonde. ?

What lines and lines of text. Nobody has time for that. You.

German grammar. Find 5 words and put them together into one. Math you say. Hahahahahahahahaha Challenge accepted.

Younger guys are rocket scientists trying to re invent the wheel. Redbeard, hmmm maybe secretly? Who knows.

Oh I forgot that. Well your list is becoming better, no denial about it.

MSc of? She doesn't teach already said. Serbia. You guys have no idea how lucky you are and how your complaints sometimes seems so silly and absurd.

Yeah a casstle. Dark ages are long passed my dear. Crocodiles. Florida not Denmark. Hey pick up there.

Are you implying you can substitute woman from rented apartment?

No you won't. Don't you dare. Poor whiteknight.

Want to live there with my lady. What will I do in my free time. Well what can guy in leather jacket do?

Funniest thing of all is that you are pushing some adventure while I am trying to create very romantic type of vacation where will we both enjoy. It's vacation.Vacation.

You do realize snake in my wallet if it could talk will start yelling at me. Are you nuts?You travelled on another continent to ride a horse? Investment must pay off!

I will take my sword ,don't worry. I will just leave you there.Maybe some of those tourists is that ...naive to fall for vacation plan and he will take you there.White knights are everywhere. Meanwhile papi Zero will be busy hunting on that beach proper specie.

Well what hairy chest?I even lack proper beard.Gold chain will be nice.Back to 90's. Well would be nice .But expect you will not be the only women who will look in my direction.Hope you are not equally jelous as possesive as I am.

Miss all of this for ......I mean ..... Worst thing of all there would be no medicines there and she will have headaches all the time. Vacation my.....I hate you.

Are we talking about EU.Hey France is still there. Oh .Your fantasies.What?! Can you rent horse in Brazil?Logistics my lady have to think about everything.