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(zen devil says there is a free app version of it also, and the ads are not so terribly annoying at all, most of the time)

No, but seriously. Buy one of these. It's ridiculously cheap and infinitely awesome. Stupidly simply to use. Even a baby can do it. Or maybe only a baby can do it. Not sure. Regardless. Just get it. Play with it. Master it. For the sake of freedom and wellbeing. Behold... THE FREQUENCY GENERATOR! TAM TAM TAMMM!

JACK. FUCKING. POT.

The story lives.

A nice way to wake up Said no one, never.

A dream comes true when fantasy becomes indistinguishable from reality.

Up is down.

Nailed to the ground.

It's flat and dimensionless. Just saying.

Hm. That should have hurt. But it didn't. Hm.

Spiral dynamics stage neon black.

To Live Is To Die

iTs JuSt nOtHinG bRuHh

(That it's a game, is a thought. That it's a thought, is a game) Goodnight Universe. Bring gifts in the morning.

Alright, alright. [Select_option nine]

Ok, ok. Fine. True. The Sims 2 was epic only while building houses or drowning parents in the backyard pool so teens could live alone. But this is different. Promise. The new Sims 13 cannot even begin to compete with this. This shit is ground breaking. Revolutionary. Straight out the gate. Unapologetically the best ever. Times infinity. Forever.

[select_option two]

Example... Option one: go to bed because it's fucking late already Option two: roll a blunt and listen to that same exact song for the 12th time today Option three: pick up the guitar and compose another masterpiece Option four: go to the hippy lady next door and creep into her bed even though she would probably be pissed because she did not sleep well for a few nights in a row now Option five: furious mental masturbation on a cool forum that exists within the game to make the character aware that it's in a game, trippy shit Option six: clean the kitchen idiot Option seven: go out and run around the village naked and face the consequences Option eight: think about free will vs determinism for the next 3 human hours, staring either into the floor or the wall Option nine: go to bed because it's fucking late already, with a suprise plot twist Choose wisely.

rEaL TiMe SuPErcOndUcTiVitY

Be not afraid, it's not as scary as it seems. Come, give it a try. Command something. Tell the enlightened rockstar what to do next. See where it goes. But keep it down to earth. Flying is not yet unlocked.

Live Premiere. Right about now.

Join in, it's free.

Enlightened Rockstar Rules. Epic game 9.7/10. Highly recommended.

Something unclear? Go back to page one. Start over. And this time pay attention.

Pure. Being.