Inliytened1

They like the bad boys. Oh god the story today. These were blasts from the past but I now have two girls best friends in a competition for me. So today one came over and I banged her. But her friend basically handed it to me on a platter and said she had shaved maybe looking for sex. I've been talking to her friend ever since she left my house. Girls are crazy man. You try to figure this shit out.

Oh man. Just got laid. Yahoo. And i came through. I performed. Put the condom on right in front of her and stood strong.

😀

So back to the topic. My favorite thing about women. Well...haha. I'm conflicted here. Because one of them is very selfish.

Well. I'm not going to help him too much because I like being on your wavelength. It's going to be up to him to get there. I've set him free. Maybe he will have luck with @Sugarcoat. There's only so many of you to go around.

Yeah. Not sure where he got that either. But its Joseph.

Don't give him too much crap I think he just needs a little male guidance in this area. On how to read women. I'm still figuring it out as well.

Hehe well. The hot witch gf is yesterday's news. Not when you have non-dual kittens to spare.

@Leo Gura fuck a hot witch girlfriend. What we realky need is a non-dual kitten.

I agree. Yes I need to breathe.

Imagine having your very own non-dual kitten. I'm. I'm speechless at this point.

How do you look through me so well. That's scary. Yes. My heart is filled with love. I just need my non-dual girl now. We will figure it out. It just hit me.

I've been working on my abs for you. I think you'll be quite satisfied. I've been working very hard. I think. Well. I think maybe ill give you a call. Because this earth isnt big enough to keep me away. Not from my non-dual gal.

Shes a dream.

Non-dual kitten. I'm getting all kinds of warmies now. Holy shit.

@Mellowmarsh you would be my non-dual chick? I would be your non-dual, no self man. Does that mean I get out of the yard work?

I saw you down there. I knew you were watching.

You guys know your body count is high when you forget most of the girls you have slept with. But then you remember them later. Once the chalk board becomes illegible you know you've fucked a bit too much.

@Joseph Maynor I think it would be Melanie. But shes across the globe like Natasha. I need someone local.

Haha very good. I felt that one.

I can think of a quick con. There hasn't been a girl i can talk non-dual stuff with yet. Maybe that's science fiction.

You can uncover a lot about a man who gets no pussy. And more about a guy who does.

I have one worse. Once it got in my head what if I lose the hard on. Imagine having her on the bed. Pussy open. Begging u to answer and you're staring it down with a limp dick. You can psyche yourself out till the cows come home man.

I still have approach anxiety and my body count is probably near 300. You will always have that. When you stop having it I would worry.

Well shit, you don't say 😒 nice save Mr. Simplify, 😀