I fear test falsification in this nation.

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Does anyone from the first world have the guts to travel to a third world country with a chelator and carry back to their own a heavy netal test kit sealed cup with something disgusting inside to help me find out for certain if I'm poisoned? Or at least bring the chelator, but yeah, I'm afraid it might be falsified if I take the lab test here. 

Of course, you won't lose your head in the process, but you might lose one thing or another. Countries, banks of countries and so forth are kind of international.

I know, this is a pipe dream, but it is worth asking just for the sake of it and since all other topics are exhausted. 

Of course, this is complicated because how do I know I can trust you? I wish I was more careful about who I reveale info about me ffrom the start. Cause...