Reasons to be happy

[Eric Tarpall]

I think it's a good idea to make a list titled "reasons to be happy". And make this list as big and juicy as possible. And whenever you feel shitty you can take a peek at this list. & It should lift you up. I think the most effective way to do this is to write down positive things that are going to happen in the future. Things that you can look forward to. Here's an example.

• I will learn how to create the perfect hamburger sandwich. Better than McDonalds.
• I will learn how to read lips, sign language, braille and morse code.
• I will obtain shoes that will comfort my kingly feet.
• I will touch and taste the female youth of every nation. My seed will sprout in many wombs. And my bloodline will branch across the globe.