Attracting Unfulfilling Relationships?

[Mellowmarsh]

 

[LastThursday]

My vain attempt at self-love:

A conversation between me, myself and I

I love you.
No you don't.
Ok, I'm very interested in you in a special way
You know nothing about me... Prove it.
Well... there's something in the way you move.
Not enough.
Smell?
No.
How about the way you you use your words?
What's that got to do with love?
"A rose, by any other name would smell as sweet"
Go on...
It means that whatever I call it it's still love, for you.
You can't love my words that's silly.
Ok, you look nice.
Nice. Nice? Nice...!?
That's not what I meant. I meant beautiful.
No you didn't you said nice... I'm not beautiful. 
Nicely beautiful?
Eurgh. Why don't you just admit it?
Admit what?
You only love the idea of me!
I don't, I mean I do... you know what I mean.
You're utterly deluded and you just don't realise it.
How can I be deluded when I love you so?
You're an idiot and you need your head examined.
Pleeeeze! I really do love you.
Still an idiot. Anyway I can't.
Can't what?
Just can't, I'm indisposed permanently and you're not normal.

WILL YOU TWO STOP YOUR BICKERING? I'M TRYING TO REACH GODHOOD HERE!!