Budget Eminem with imaginary girlfriend

[YIDIRYIDIR]

I felt inspired and made this about my imaginary girlfriend:

 

her tits are sweaty

she's weak

ass is heavy

there's vomit on her pussy already

she's about to get it

she's nervous

but on the surface she's wet already

she dropped the balm

but she keeps on forgetting

that I'll go down

and make her proud

make her loud

she opened her mouth

but the cum won't come out

she's chocking, how?

she's chocking on my dick an how?

the clock's run out, times up, over, blaow

snap back to reality, ope, there goes virginity.

[Elliott]

Maybe neo-advaita isn't so bad afterall

[Hojo]

This is poetic genius

[YIDIRYIDIR]

57 minutes ago, Hojo said:

This is poetic genius