Tell me something i don't already know

[YIDIRYIDIR]

I know some things, a lot of things, but do you know somethings that aren't on my "some things i already know" list ? i doubt you know such kind of some things.

[LastThursday]

I'll bite.

Did you know scorpions are related to spiders?

[YIDIRYIDIR]

47 minutes ago, LastThursday said:

I'll bite.

Did you know scorpions are related to spiders?

Yeah, i knew that because i wasn't surprised when i read it, you basically didn't teach me anything new. so basically it was in my subconscious data base, i just have never been put in a context where i had to put it into words. also, every living being is genetically related to other living beings, so that's not something new. also, all that is an illusion, everything is one. 

i should've been a lawyer. 

[LastThursday]

I see you're going to be a tough nut to crack. Let me see now...

Did you know a coconut is not a nut?

[YIDIRYIDIR]

54 minutes ago, LastThursday said:

I see you're going to be a tough nut to crack. Let me see now...

Did you know a coconut is not a nut?

actually, a coconut is a nut, and coco milk is the semen inside it. ever wonder why the coco tree is strait as an arrow? it's a because it's a backwards dick, the coconuts are its nuts, the leafs/fronds are its pubic hair. also wonder why coconuts are hairy? because nuts are fucking hairy it's obvious.