Best Jokes Thread

[Bittu]

Warning; Irresponsible humour about my life. You have been warned.

 

Here it comes.

 

I have a problem with the mother of my child and we are in a conflict situation. So she got a restraining order against me which applies to me not being able to meet my kid. If it goes through in the court it would be illegal for me to contact my child from now on forwards. I should go into the court and state it out loud; I guess you Mr Judge will be the father of my kid then.