Witness The Unthinkable

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Something unclear? 

Go back to page one. Start over.

And this time pay attention.

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Enlightened Rockstar Rules.

Epic game 9.7/10. Highly recommended.

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Join in, it's free.

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Live Premiere. Right about now.

 

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Be not afraid, it's not as scary as it seems. Come, give it a try. Command something. Tell the enlightened rockstar what to do next. See where it goes. But keep it down to earth. Flying is not yet unlocked.

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rEaL TiMe SuPErcOndUcTiVitY 

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Example...

Option one: go to bed because it's fucking late already 

Option two: roll a blunt and listen to that same exact song for the 12th time today

Option three: pick up the guitar and compose another masterpiece 

Option four: go to the hippy lady next door and creep into her bed even though she would probably be pissed because she did not sleep well for a few nights in a row now

Option five: furious mental masturbation on a cool forum that exists within the game to make the character aware that it's in a game, trippy shit

Option six: clean the kitchen idiot 

Option seven: go out and run around the village naked and face the consequences

Option eight: think about free will vs determinism for the next 3 human hours, staring either into the floor or the wall

Option nine: go to bed because it's fucking late already, with a suprise plot twist 

Choose wisely.

 

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[select_option two]

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Ok, ok. Fine. True. The Sims 2 was epic only while building houses or drowning parents in the backyard pool so teens could live alone.

But this is different. Promise. The new Sims 13 cannot even begin to compete with this.

This shit is ground breaking. Revolutionary.

Straight out the gate. Unapologetically the best ever. Times infinity. Forever.

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Alright, alright.

[Select_option nine]

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(That it's a game, is a thought. That it's a thought, is a game)

Goodnight Universe. Bring gifts in the morning.

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iTs JuSt nOtHinG bRuHh

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To Live Is To Die

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Spiral dynamics stage neon black.

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Hm. That should have hurt. But it didn't. Hm.

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It's flat and dimensionless.

Just saying.

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Nailed to the ground.

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Up is down.

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A dream comes true when fantasy becomes indistinguishable from reality.

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A nice way to wake up

Said no one, never.