This guy

[The Crocodile]

So in the late 80s my dad graduated from high school and went to Boston with his girlfriend.

Then his girlfriend got stolen by this guy (the musician in the video down below), but my dad kept kinda stealing her back.

The guy wanted to fight him at a bar, and said, "Meet me outside."

So my dad went outside to fight him but he wasn't there.

My dad drove home and went to bed. When he woke up the next morning he found written "asshole" drawn in lipstick on his door, and his neighbor told him some guy had been banging on the door and shouting (my dad had totally slept through it). The guy had stalked him back there.

Later on my dad followed him home from somewhere and then started pounding on the door really hard and yelling really loudly for him to come outside (he did not come outside). Then my dad took a shit on the step.

Anyway later on the guy ended up being a 90s one-hit-wonder guy, and my dad also became a never-got-off-the-ground / failed rock star.

Over the same girl too some guy tried to fight my dad and my dad took the guy's head and bashed it against a countertop, and he got sued over it. I don't remember the details.

 

[Schizophonia]

Do you like your dad

[The Crocodile]

40 minutes ago, Schizophonia said:

Do you like your dad

Yeah