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Ejaculation is a huge waste of energy (and an addiction), like big time, google it. You can also do this: Breathing exercises do help alot (pranayama & deep breathing preferably in nature) Solar energy: Let the sun heat you in the morning, its the best time. If you can get your shirt off is even better. Cold Shower: Maybe hard at the beginning but after a month its normal. Do it from head to toes, it does magic, specially to keep you alert in the morning. Music: It can help as a trigger to uplift your mood, specially high vibration music like techno. Naps: If you are tired or very busy during the day and couldn't have a good sleep, try 15-20 minutes nap. Its wonderful. Positive people: fully expressing yourself with people that are open can make your day.

But it's fun ! And warm ... And dead ...

Stop trying to get her, she's a lost cause @Captain Flint I didn't get it, but it's funny :3

This week I got an amazing insight, and I hope it will help some of you guys/girls The insight is to host funny board game event on urbeez (and other similar websites), not only it is helping to get rid of the last bit of my social anxiety, but it is boosting my funnyness learning curve too, in a setting that fits my personality (I'm heavily introvert) ! That's like the perfect fit, so if some of you are in the same situation, man/girl up and do this, you won't regret it ! You don't have to host the party at home, you can do this in the afternoon in a public/library/park, and when you get confident enough, do it at your place I don't know about funny board game in english, but this is what I found on google. Have fun ! Such love, much fun, wow doge !

Meditate, and realize you dogginess !

Get intimate with yourself, learn to love yourself, to be kind to yourself, to be comfortable just by yourself, to enjoy your presence, to emanate positive energy from yourself. If you can do that, it's only a matter of time until you find a really nice boyfriend/girlfriend/friend(s). You got to have faith in you, this isn't gonna be easy, it will tear everything inside you appart, and you will want to quit many many times. Sooner or later you'll understand this is the only way, I just hope it won't be at your death bed, like 99% of the human race. Much doge

Ahah, we're so blind to these things, it's unbelievable

@aurum @usernameOk thanks guys, makes sense When I think about it, sometimes I say something that's only funny to me, but since I'm grounded enough and know that it can't always work, people still kind of enjoy it, I guess because they see me enjoying myself. Wow, that describe all my first date in a nutshell actually

On one hand you have truth, and people that are able to align with it, because nothing else makes sense when you grasp it. On the other hand you have ignorance, and people that don't really know what they do, or want, or crave, and the more they do all that, the crazier and aggressive they get. So, there is no heroes/saints per say, there is people who try to spread the truth, because they were lucky enough to get to the point where they had a breakthrough. There is no assholes/devils either, just people who are totally lost, totally identificated with forms, and they are suffering way more than we could ever imagine. "There is no coming to consciousness without pain" Carl Jung Well, that quote also means we NEED rapists, we need murderer, we need assholes, we needed Hitler, and Hiroshima, That's a very "dark" truth here, but it needed to be stated.

Success is when you fail miserably, and laugh at yourself genuinely just after.

If you talk about "because unless you're a 11/10 and we just want to destroy you ass", I wasn't talking about myself here, but of assholes who engage girls that are really hot but never smile.

What ?

No it won't fix all your problems, but it will be easier to fix them with a badass and deadly confidence mindset

Be still, and know that you are doge.

I smell turds.

Nonono, you need to do both. Just don't force anything with girls you don't like, that's just using them for sex/not feeling alone, and that won't help you. Read The Way Of The superior Man from David Deida and learn to be funny. Also listen to this dude, and if you get out of college, try Dance/Yoga class. The most important thing, is what the other dudes told you, LOOK at your feelings when it gets weird or you've been rejected, the cure is in the looking. The harder it is, the better recovery you'll have, that takes (lots) of courage though, Most men will never, ever do that. Fear is an illusion, go beyond, it's just a feeling, don't worry you won't die, it's the exact opposite that'll happen @aurum Is it possible to attract women without being funny ? I'd like to start taking care of this, but right now this is my main issues and it could take a while until it is in place.

Why ? Did you dieded ? Welcome to the doge heaven my doge, just don't forget to shit everywhere and say wow for no reasons.

Well, you can and you can't. Ultimately, what you seek, is to realize who you really are, because what you seek in love/sex, is this very moment where your world merge with the loved one, when there is no you and her, there is just love. Problem is, this love you seek, at least this form of love, has an end, it will end for a time, and it may come back with the same person, but most people aren't patient enough. Most people will think that's it's gone forever, or that it wasn't the one, or that the person isn't acting as they should to you to experience this love. This love is always there, but you can't feel it all the time, because love, at its core, is the realization that EVERYTHING IS YOU. 99.99% of people are blind to that right now, so unless you realize that, you'll always seek this realization through relationship and sex, which isn't bad, these are good spiritual practices, if you try to go beyond (not leaving your partner when the love is gone/using tantra sex). It becomes less much appealing and important when you experience this kind of love, even for 0.00001% through meditation, because at this moment you'll know what you really seek (even though your mind is still dumb as fuck ). If you don't find her attractive, your mind will use this as an excuse if you don't develop any feelings for her, and you still won't know.

Tell him to go there @Martin123 I am a good doge, good doge learn from every kind masters :3 EDIT: HOLY SHIT EVERYTHING IS ALIVE !

Stop watching porn and do a nofap 90 days reboot (that will help greatly). That would be a start, there might be others psychological issues at play though. It's pretty weird, I mean, if people have sex, good, good for them if that makes them happy, I don't see why should we feel bizarre from it (I'm having the same issue). Honestly, It's probably because we don't have enough experience with girls and there is still parts of our inconscious mind that still thinks sex is necessary to be happy. When we hear that someone had sex, we feel needy and jealous (even though we know it's retarded logically). To me it only happens when I hear people talking about sex, not when I see two people happy together (I'm even happy at this moment), which is even weirder, because that implies they have sex.

Sitted meditation is maintenance, the real core of the work is to meditate every second possible you can. That's the "secret", always be in the present, as much as you can, everything you do, everytime you wait. Don't blame yourself because you fell inconscious, and don't be angry at your thoughts, and don't be angry at the fact that you're angry (Yeah I know, that's fucked up ). At some point, you will see what you need to see There is no turning back after this The story ends And you wake up

Both -> Enlightenment -> Then both ... PROFIT !!!!

Life becomes so much smoother once you grasp and accept this Here is how you'll feel !

As a guy who always felt alone and never had any friends, any girlfriend (until last year), and frequently suffered from loneliness and depression. I can tell you that having a meditation practice and using mindfulness is the best shit ever to counter these emotional traumas. Now I know that I don't have hard emotional traumas like some of you, I only suffered from deep loneliness, which can turn into depression sometimes, but this will help nonetheless. So why I'm telling you this is the most powerfull tool for emotional traumas ? Well, yesterday, I started to feel lonely at the beginning of the afternoon, like always I was at the pet shelter helping a bit, and I couldn't stop thinking about girlfriends and friends and all this shit that my mind thinks it needs. The evening, I was crying, like real tears, all night, untill I finally fall asleep. The difference is that, 1 year ago, I would be totally in my mind thinking all this was very real and very important, I wouldn't be able to step back and looking at these thoughts, I would escape them, disctracting myself from them, and they would come back again and again even harder, and I would suffer much more than I did this night ... Even if it was hard, I could focus on my breath or my body and feel the aliveness of life through me, there was space around the pain, and I really knew it would pass, and it did. If I wasn't practising meditation and mindfulness, I would still be in torment now, maybe for a full week, or even for a whole month ! I'm not saying that you can cure these problems with these techniques alone, I'm saying that the pain will be bearable, and it will shorter your crises, which is already a lot EDIT: Ahah, this afternoon I'm joyful as fuck, I even smiled for like 10 minutes without any reason. That's the secret of life that you'll discover at some point, you need NOTHING to be happy, it's thinking that we need something that fucks us. @Evilwave Heddy I have a dog, doesn't help on the long run.