Monster Energy

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  1. Trust me, I’m not interested in pity. I’m interested in chemistry.

  2. Cringe Megathread? Cringe Megathread!

    Monster Energy replied to Natasha Tori Maru's topic in Off-Topic: Pop-Culture, Entertainment, Fun

  3. Now the question is, are they kind enough to let you put your dick inside them?
  4. Looks matter. More than people want to admit. Not just in dating, everywhere. Your career. Your friends. The way people judge your intelligence, your kindness, your character, before you’ve even opened your mouth. Look good, and suddenly people fill in the blanks for you. They assume you’re confident. Smart. Interesting. Worth knowing. Look bad? Well, suddenly you have to prove every single thing they’d have given you for free if you were attractive. Looks affect your whole life. You just have to be honest enough to admit it.
  5. I say this shit everyday to not give up
  6. We take you with us, we can’t leave you with these crazy people One penis away from getting banned
  7. Spain is good start to get laid have I heard by and old wise man
  8. Why does Leo, who is bald, get to take Natasha and Emerald all by himself? What kind of power does this man possess? It’s not fair.
  9. Natasha doesn’t hate me, though. She was concerned about my mental health. I mean, that must mean something, right?!
  10. Most kindest gender btw
  11. Should I text Emerald?
  12. I needed 10 minutes
  13. Don’t worry. The baddies seem to have a habit of finding me.
  14. Yes, but I’m just a human being who wants pussy at the end of the day. I can’t be too hard on myself.
  15. 🤣
  16. You like me because you wish you were like me in your younger days
  17. I thought I was invisible there, My aura is to high I guess
  18. I’ve been nothing but nice to you, and this is what you write about me? Just because I mog you doesn’t mean you have to start saying negative things about me. Come on, my friend. You’re better than that.
  19. “Pop the Balloon or Bang” is a great series on Pornhub. You guys need to watch it.
  20. Exactly. Half reject you, the other half are intrigued. Sounds like a pretty efficient way to find out who has a sense of humor.
  21. You seem so intelligent, I was wrong about you
  22. How do you know if she wants to have sex? Do you ask her nicely, or do you already have your dick inside her and then ask?
  23. That’s toxic to feminism
  24. I’m a virgin guys and I’m over 20
  25. Am I a bad person for having fantasized sexually about my mom?