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That’s not a nightclub. That’s a punishment.

Good. I’d hate to disappoint you twice.

but “strong correlation” still isn’t the same as proving that abstinence itself increases prostate cancer risk. It can suggest a possible causal link, but it doesn’t establish one. And yes, those were my words. My point was that fasting as a general principle can be beneficial, not that literally every possible form of fasting is beneficial for every person under every circumstance. Obviously context matters.

@Olaf Bro, even fate was cockblocking you.

@zazen @Carl-Richard Get professional help.

So basically enlightenment, but with a hangover. I’m in.

Let’s get one thing straight. She’s not running a background check on your masturbation history. That’s not the point. You stop chasing cheap stimulation every five minutes, your relationship with desire changes. You’re less needy, less desperate for validation, and actually present for once. And yeah, women can pick up on that. You don’t have to believe me. Plenty of guys notice the difference themselves. Either way, she’s not thinking, “Wow, he hasn’t masturbated in a long time.” She’s thinking, “Why the hell is this guy so magnetic?” She doesn’t see the retention. She sees the man it turned you into. Big difference.

I’m not saying sex is meaningless. I’m saying you’re confusing the experience with the source of the experience. Sex can be an incredible experience, but the pleasure itself doesn’t come from the woman as an external source. She triggers something that is already possible within your own experience.

I understand the distinction, but you’re still making a leap. A correlation between ejaculation frequency and prostate cancer doesn’t mean that semen retention increases the risk. You’d need to establish causation, not just an association. Otherwise, you’re taking a statistical correlation and turning it into a causal claim. The honest answer is that we don’t know whether abstaining itself increases the risk, and there’s no good reason to assume that it does. You’re taking “all forms” too literally. The principle is simple: temporary abstinence can be beneficial to the body depending on the context. Obviously, there are exceptions. That doesn’t invalidate the principle.

They look fabulous

And i’m Shaquell O'neill

This is what Olaf is going to sleep with tonight, nothing more, nothing less.

You mean the guy born in India? Yeah I think I pass

Do they pray to you then? You’re the only daddy I know. How do you even know they’re hot? You can barely even see their eyes, let alone their full figure, when they’re completely covered in clothes.

It’s haram, why are you mocking muslims?

Finally, he came out of the closet.

I love you very much. I want you to be my daddy… I mean, a good, loving dad. If I ever become a mod, no simp will be safe.

Lol

Yes

You can watch this once you have higher testosterone levels than an 11-year-old boy.

No

That explains a lot.

I’m not pulling you. You’re coming willingly

I’ll leave your mom off the list.