Hulia

:))) Vous etes tres insistant mon ami. Mais je ne sais pas. Ne suis pas sûr..

I just don´t want to offend you by objectifying, by reducing your personality to a single body part, you know

What shall I do with his blondomania? It´s disturbing.

This is what I´m keeping telling him. But the proud serb wants a helicopter instead. I guess, he need a Porsche not for work but for seducing my neighbor´s wife, who is blonde.

I would rather do gardening. May I?

There is a Porsche factory close to where I live, The rumours are, they are all the assholed there. No, don´t like Porsche. Too pretentious. And the guys who drive them too. @Zeroguy BMW is better. But please not too big - not good for environment.

@Preety_India You know, Ivan looks too good. It would frighten me off. You just see that appearance matters for him. This type of men did always frightened me. Like I am afraid to hold on with them. I never invested too much time in my appearance. And than you have this perfectly looking guy on your side. It feels like I need urgently to go to beauty salon or something. And it´s too stressing for me.

Why? Is your dick not as good as Ivan´s? Don´t worry! You have 3 Porches. And a firm striving to tomatos, I mean, stars. ?

Who is a poet with a rifle? Ivankiss? Or is it a cummulated image of 2 random serbs? Zero with rifle, Ivan with poems?

Right... I picked up false guys. I can learn nothing from you, Zero.

It´s very simpple. I wanted to improve my English. To kill two birds with one stone. Get enligtened and get fluent in English.

But watch out! Don´t give me too much of it! Otherwise I´ll get sleepy. It´s a high math, Zero. Not sure you are capable

Will you buy me hamburgers, ice cream and drinks? ? Maybe it makes me feel like I owe you something.

I need enlightenment. That´s why this bleedin forum. And you guys just distract me. Devils

Well maybe I won´t rape you at the end. I am more interested in your personality. You are not just one penis out of hundreds for me. You are special. I want to know more about you.

Ha! You divine masculinity has objections? Sober like a sun I am.

Ah.. who needs a dick? Only men. The women are not that straightforward. Of course dick could be a bonus, but not mandatory.

@Zeroguy look at this . How smoothly PU can be. Do you think it´s true? I wonder, why do we need you guys at all. It looks so harmonious, much better than with you

I think it was not exactly the rape. But a handsome guy walking a street and been objectified by women, who saw not a personality in him but just a cute butt and bright shoulders or whatever And wanted just sex from him ?Poor guy wass terrified ?

Wolfgang Herrndorf "Why we took the car". A very beautiful and funny story about two 8-graders from Berlin. They´ve stolen a car - old Lada (actually it was a russian guy who did it and persuaded the other one to go for this adventure) and headed for Wallachia. Vacation time! Very funny. Reminds me also of this forum. The russian guy as mean as Zero. Don´t know what to add.

"In my experience, you don't have to know you're dreaming to fly." NOw when I was reading it I can remember (I also remember remembering it recently) I could spring very wide as a child, I enjoyed it, because I could do impossible things in the air while springing, like pushing off and prolonging the leap, and then pushing off again before landing, and wondering how I do it. I remember it very distinctly, but maybe it was just a dream. Still I really was the best in long jumps in the school. Maybe it was just that And I really dreamt a lot that I fly. But not just fly - trying different techniques, like you described and also the others. And wondering every time how I do it.

hahahhaha. Random suburb

I sleep 8-9 hours in summer and 9-10 hours in winter when it´s dark. @Zeroguy if we ever come together, what I personally don´t believe, but let´s say if, you´ll have every day a guaranteed break from me for 5-6 hours, when I am sleeping and you are not. Isnt´t a bonus?

@Preety_India Why should I tell you? Your country has given a world the greatest present. Yoga! I bet my coach hasn´t had sex for years. And he is feeling great. Because of regular practicing yoga.

Well if your blonde is someone like a @Vzdoh let her stay but skip the dog. I could have amazing arguments with her, whether the financial status is important in a relationship, when I want a beak from you.