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Have seen this turn from the new age to christianity/jesus in several people. Makes me wonder what the new age is all about. Maybe large parts of it is stage purple/red or something similair.

Leo Gura and Deadpool. Yes, both of them are bald and imaginary.

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Nice share. I would wish someday to have an experience like that.

Can you put pressure with two fingers on each rib, close to the sternum on the side of the heart. Do you feel the same inner tension/contraction when you press on any one of the ribs?

I watched the fake spirituality video. Started to think about where I could find such examples. I watched a guy I believed gave out fake spirituality. He connected dots that didn't exist, It was strange and primitive, I wanted to know what this behaviour was called. I found the term apophenia. What bothered me is that the dots he connected refered to his own life. So the closest term I found was narcissistic apophenia. So I re-watched this behaviour again and again until I wondered why I got so obsessed with it. Then it snapped! I mean I got that same behaviour in my head! It was always in the background. It came out sometimes to make weird connection in reference to an outside source with myself. It was never an intellectual issue, more an emotional one. I shrugged it away as soon it appeared. So not get caught in the delusion. It appeared even in a dream. Made a connection with the creation of a bakery in real life in reference to "raising my state of consciousness". Yes, it does not make sense. That why I say it's an emotional issue. It has like weird pull into its delusive aura, if I don't shrug it of I get caught in the delusion. But now that I made this unconscious as more conscious, by writing it down after I finally saw it inside. I guess I need to start exploring this more and start owning this disowned part. I feel resistant into reading about this. As the name says in the title, narcissistic. I heard about this behaviour many times, usually people refer this to a person outside themselves. I never observed it in anyone, even when people pointed it out with certainty, I did not see that type of behaviour. I guess I did not see it in anyone as, now I have difficulty in acknowledging this, I have that narcissistic behaviour in me. Maybe I can combat the denial and just conclude that I am a narcissist. This is a weird road to self discovery. I think I should not make conclusion in this beginning stage, but it makes very much sense thus far.

I have gone and listened more on this character named David. My mind is blown over and over again for some statements he makes. I wished I could write down what I mean, but I think watching him say it Is self-explanatory enough. At 01:39:30 Davids dream-telekinesis saved trump from bullet on soul level (narcissistic apophenia?).

Now what do you mean qualitative aspect? Did this experience happen suddenly, for instance when you walked home? I understand you meant metaphorically, but did you physically feel pressure inside the head as if this energy flooded you, any particular place it hit or just went pass the head? Now some texts refer Kundalini starting in the tailbone or something similair Makes sense. https://blavatskytheosophy.com/fohat-the-cosmic-electricity/ It does move inside the body through its pathway. It is a good sign that it is active and not latent. I am not denying that you had a Kundalini experience, neither have I asked questions to see what theory you fit in. I just want to explore this topic.

Good point, at least I have no authority. I just assume that everyone read through the guidelines, but that sounds like a cop-out, each reply can have an effect on the person reading it.

As good points have already been mentioned I would like to add this: Instead of focusing on dealing with anger. Cultivate charity, love and absolute toleration. This is easy to say, now that you have someone that triggers you on a daily or even moment to moment basis. I had some young arrogant co-worker/trainees assholes that went on my nerves at a building site. Well they were on the nerves of everyone, they had to just laugh and comment on everything. So one day when I arrived they started their shit right away, my intuition came into play, so I went up to them and hugged them. That was a 90 degree turning point in my brain, guided by the heart. They got completely bamboozled in the that moment. Then we were friendly to each other thereafter until they left. Now I am not saying to go and hug your brother. Each situation, relationship and individuality is unique. Let intuition guide you if you need to take action. Your tolerance seems to be good if you are not reacting physically. As for charity, in my case it was not by giving a person candy. I have a female co-worker who talked a lot about herself, "jokingly" remarked how great she was, her ego got bloated so much that when she "jokingly" remarked something hurtful to me, nothing in her mind seemed to indicate that she did anything wrong. I felt/intuited what she wanted and I translate it as praise/admiration, although being loved is what she wants to be underneath, but praise/admiration is the lense she goes with as to associate it with love (or lack of love or whatever). It is impossible for me to do anything in her presence as I am almost boiling at that moment. So I start small, I am home and I go on my knees and bow, and have a picture in my mind of her and the memory of what I felt that she wants (praise/admiration), and I give it to her in my mind, it goes something like this: " No don't joke about how good you are, you are more than that, you are a highest angel in incarnate form, I praise and know and see you as the omnipotent source of divine infinite chalice of eternal wisdom and beauty" And " yes, I am a man with a small pp that is unworthy being in a presence of such a gracious supreme goddess, how lucky I am to be in the presence radiant golden fountain of Truth, the pointers casted my way are undeniably completely on point and are Truth of the highest degree, my imbecility wants to fight the Truth that you are so please forgive me oh highest Alaya that my pp is so small, my pp is so small that every second spent with you is worth more than infinite amount of money and the eternal Bliss of nirvana combined". After this practice, my projections are reduced, I see with more clarity that it is just a person. There is no much need to categorize this person as a narcissist or whatever to defend myself or to prove a point. Not saying you should do what I do. Try to feel into your own intuition and guidance. Sometimes even just giving something like candy, as a charitable action, to the person i am angry at is counterintuitive enough to bring about change in the brain circuit system. Now something like this "worship, praise" above can be done with jealousy, here is an example at 47 minute mark: Edit: Now I do not know you and the situation you are in. I am just putting in info on how I dealt with anger in general. This "info" or "advice" might not fitting for you at your current situation. I was given advice by my therapist a decade ago to try to go to a café or Cinema with my brother, I awestruck, didn't she understand/hear what I said to her? How stupid can someone be? So I walked home and I saw my brother putting gasoline on the doghouse and putting it on fire, the police came and arrested him. Not long after that I stopped seeing this therapist and I am happy that I did so. Now he is married, lives in another country and tries to quit alcohol. He has now lifted himself up to meeting point where we both can have a conversation. Sometimes it is the "other" person that needs to change and it takes time.

I think the same. Feels good to realize the limits of one previous thoughts. I can then let go of them and progress.

Thanks for sharing your experience. I understand that you describing it as best you can with your own wording about it. Language has its limits. These experiences are profound and current descriptions does not make it justice. I do believe there is esoteric/hidden knowledge about it. Due to humanity is not yet advanced enough to receive it. It will probably be exoteric/public very far into the future.

For me it is a place where I can express my thoughts to paper. When I walk about in daily life, I reflect on what I have written and i realize how full of shit I am, then I continue walking.

Just a few questions in reference to the title. How do people report experiencing Kundalini. Is it coming up and back down? It raises slowly to the head? It stays in the body and in the head indefinitely?

Now I can only talk from experience and can say that Kundalini raising can be painful. Although my experience of it differs greatly from the public understanding. I did focus on transcending the self, then Kundalini came into the game, thus deeper transcendence of the self began. What I want to point out it is no need to focus on Kundalini, it will awaken in the due time when enough transcendence of the self is achieved. Sorry for not being exactly on topic.

Yes, thanks for the explanation. To be honest, it will take some time for my intellect to grasp/remember this. I understood it, then forgot, then I even forgot the understanding when i reread. I guess it takes time, thanks again.

Thanks for clarifying my confusion

What do you mean with "tautological"? I was writing to the this threads op, why reference to another user if I may ask? A bit confused, so just asking.

Whatever meaning we ascribe for awakening serves a purpose to progress further. Whether it is by just knowing god, escaping suffering or serve the world. Trying to put meaning to it just puts another barrier between yourself and truth. Truth is outside the fram of reference of the mind, dropping barriers is the wise choice. Not saying to sit down and manually remove every obstacle that hinders yourself from Truth at once. There is time for growth and living life. Life is interconnected as within so without. Nature itself is anti-ego. If we are on the path of awakening it sure will help out, a circumstance will come in due time to free or even force the meaning to be dropped, but that will happen when it happens. Then the Truth will be known and no further meaning will be needed. Death reveals all only when we are still alive. By dying slowly into Truth.

It is part of this process owning a disowned self. Something outside happens to me that causes suffering. Breaking the resistance to it by feeling it as if it is "deserved". Then realising it is just in my head and was a projection. Gradually feeling and owning" this emotional pain. The same situation does not affect me as intense and I can see the situation more clearly. It is gradual. I don't know, if it is something like that.Or maybe it was breaking the denial of law of causation. I don't remember exactly Important: I am just talking for myself here in the posts. This is not meant to be related to anyone else.

This got me an idea. With the inspiration from a comedian, I am introducing: The spiritual bigger dick conversation complex. It goes like this. You read a post of someone describing how big his spiritual dick is. Then you bombard them with your own personal spiritual bigger dick jargon. Imagine the afterlife there are plenty of dudes sword-dick-fighting in their astral bodies. The east got the Asuras and the west has its own tireless fighters. Just don't die and immediately say "I am enlightened" or you will have an army of spiritual dudes running after you with measuring tape. Just joking here. Nothing serious, not aiming at anyone with this post.

Awakening and living are not mutually exclusive, everyone is awakening at their own pace. Try to see awakening as a process way beyond life and death. Spiritual work will increase the speed. Why do you intuit that death will reveal all? Think about it. Intuition is great. Using heart and head is ideal.

Everyone tries to escape the realm of samsara, but he came back to kick maras ass. A true Master is he, the master of the Whey!

I was certain that I found Truth, then I went all in.