List Of Leo's Favorite Openers

By Leo Gura - October 8, 2022

Some of my clever openers for approaching girls:

  • Hey, I’m Leo . I just wanted to meet you.
  • Hey. You caught my eye. I’m Leo.
  • Hey. You caught my eye. I wanted to meet you real quick.
  • Let’s have fun.
  • Hey! You are absolutely lovely.
  • OMG girl, you are fucking adorable!
  • You are so adorable, I want to hug you like a kitten.
  • You look delicious.
  • I found you! You are gonna be my Pokemon.
  • I want to buy you a basket of kittens. If you don’t accept, I’m throwing them in the trash.
  • Hey, look at me. Who are you?
  • And who the fuck are you?
  • This could be the beginning of something magical.
  • Let’s create something beautiful.
  • Let’s make magic happen.
  • You look like you know how to party.
  • My mother told me to never talk to strangers, but tonight I’m feeling adventurous.
  • You look like the kind of girl my mother warned me about.
  • The first thing I need to know about you is… Are you a good girl or a bad girl?
  • Hey, you’re gonna be my girl tonight.
  • You make me feel butterflies, in my dick.
  • Well, well… Looks like I found my future ex-wife.
  • I’ve come over here to hit on you.
  • Hey, did you know there is a ______ behind you? (tree, bench, chair, railing, pool, fountain, rock, table, lamp, escalator, store, anything)
  • I had to hit on you in the most romantic of places.
  • Something told me to come over here and talk to you. (Her: What thing?) My dick.
  • You have a great smile, almost as great as mine.
  • I want to take you on a romantic date to Kmart.
  • I thought I’d come over and be social.
  • I want to dip you in chocolate and cover you in sprinkles. You will be my chocolate-covered strawberry.
  • OMG, you are more adorable than a baby seal dancing under a rainbow.
  • Oh my goodness, where did you come from?
  • Oh my goodness, you are adorable. I want to wrap you in bubble-wrap, put you in a box, and ship you to my house.
  • You make me want to reverse my vasectomy.
  • Hey, what’s your name? Sarah? I’ve never met a Sarah before. (Her: Really??). No.
  • Hey, what’s your name? Emily? That’s such a white girl name.
  • Let’s do DMT.
  • Hey, do you like candy? I have candy in my windowless van. Let’s go!
  • I’m looking for a wife.
  • I have come to show you the way. (Her: The way to where?) To God, to Truth, to Love.
  • I love you.
  • I hate you.
  • Hey, look at me. I love you.
  • I can be the cure to all your problems.
  • Let’s begin a passionate but short-lived romance.
  • You have a very innocent-looking face. I’ve come to corrupt you.
  • Can I be honest? If you dropped dead right now I would totally take advantage of you. It would be a victimless crime.
  • I want to build you a house out of Legos and stock it with exotic baby animals.
  • Don’t take advantage of me, I’m sober.
  • You make me think of dandelions.
  • You are a trouble-maker. You make me think impure thoughts.
  • I want to spin you around like a disco ball. (To girl wearing sparkly dress.)
  • You remind me of a flamingo. (To girl wearing pink dress.)
  • You look like a chandelier. (To girl in sparkly dress.)
  • You look like a fishing lure. (To girl in sparkly dress.)
  • Hey, girl in the sparkly shoes!
  • Hey Sparkles!
  • Hey, girl in the ______ dress! (black, red, blue, white, green, silver, gold, etc.)
  • You look like you’re from _______ . (Canada, California, Florida, Texas, New York, Brazil, etc.)
  • You remind me of Tinkerbell. (To girl in green dress.)
  • Hey, elf girl! (To girl in green dress.)
  • What do you call this? This! This thing you’re wearing?
  • You like clam chowder? I can make you some clam chowder.
  • Don’t worry, I’m a professional.
  • I’m gay for you.
  • I’ve been thinking of turning gay, but now that I’ve met you, I’m gonna hold off for one more week.
  • Hey, can I ask you a serious question? Do you have a dick?
  • I want to yank on your dick.
  • Has anyone ever told you how beautiful… I am?
  • Hey, I love your face.
  • That face! You look like trouble.
  • You’re perfect! I want to sell you into sexual slavery.
  • You’re perfect! I want to show you how to use your body to make money.
  • I want to put a baby in your belly.
  • I have a weakness for _____ girls. (Asian, Latina, white, short, tall, skinny, thicc, etc.)
  • I have a weakness for hot girls.
  • I want to shave your head, so other girls here can feel better about themselves.
  • Namaste bitches!
  • Hey! Happy Birthday!!! (Her: But it’s not my birthday.) Doesn’t matter, we’ll just pretend like it is.
  • Hey, excuse me. I’m with security here. We’ve been informed that you are transporting 5 kilos of cocaine on your person. If you surrender quietly I will put in a good word with the judge. You will get a reduced sentence.
  • Why didn’t you come say Hi?
  • You’re not going to believe this… but I just wanted to come say Hi.
  • Seriously? Are you just going to walk past me and not introduce yourself?
  • Hi, meet me. I’m a douchebag.
  • I’m perfect for you.
  • Hey, come meet the perfect man. Me.
  • You come to me like a moth to a flame.
  • Well, well… Looks like the spider has caught himself a fly.
  • Hey, I need an honest female opinion. What’s your opinion on herpes? Are you for or against? Against? Have you tried? But how can you judge something you haven’t even tried? Why are you so closedminded?
  • I will lead you to the highest love.
  • I want to shoot you in the face, with love.

Whether these lines work or bomb depends entirely on the context and the congruence of your delivery. If you deliver these lines robotically, in the wrong context, with the wrong emotional state, they will bomb. It’s not the line, it’s how you deliver it, stupid. When approaching girls, THE OPENER DOES NOT MATTER! The opener is never what gets you laid. With that said, it’s fun to experiment with zany openers just to amuse yourself and stay in a playful mood.

Rule #1 when talking to girls: Never be serious. But at the same time, you are blatantly and unapologetically hitting on her from the start, and she knows you will fuck her if she comes home with you. There’s no awkward confusion about what you want with her.

Warning: If you say some of these lines in the wrong context, with the wrong emotion, you may get kicked out by security or you may get punched in the face. I’ve had the pleasure of experiencing both. Do not abuse these openers. Social calibration is key. Also, try to be a gentleman.

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