Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0
FlyingLotus

Puns from Actualized.org

9 posts in this topic

So, I’ve been using voice recognition software to make notes from Leo’s videos and I’ve come across some funny puns.  Thought you might enjoy…

Original Words              What Google Documents hears

-actualized                         = actual eyes

-inner work                        = in her twerk

-enlightenment                 = lightning monk

-epistemic work                = up in stomach work

-integrity                             = tiger tea

-field of awareness           = Bastille of weariness

-biases                                = buy a seat

-rationally minded            = rashly blinded

-you created it all              = Ukrainian doll

-existential crisis               = exit central spite this

-dogmatic ideology          = dog mower apology

-hot witch girlfriend         = hog itch gorilla friend

-but Leo                             = butt Julio

-the whole of God, not just a part   = the hole of God, not just a fart

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Autocorrect is so funny.  I thought I wanted enlightenment but lightning monk sounds way cooler.  Where’s that  video Julio?

Tiger tea sounds like that stuff Charlie Sheen was on.  Guess how much “tiger tea” Charlie Sheen drank.  Enough to kill two and a half men.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

-rationally minded            = rashly blinded

 

:o


God is love

Whoever lives in love lives in God

And God in them

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Heyyy, this is Leo  = It'sa me, Mario


"I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people."

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
On 23.05.2021 at 3:05 AM, FlyingLotus said:

-actualized                         = actual eyes

ACTUAL LIES! :o:o

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!


Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.


Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0