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Ultimate Narc never forget and I have Infinite ❤️ so you are mine. 

Honestly how this can be maid? 

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On 5/26/2020 at 6:37 PM, zeroISinfinity said:

 

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Now that is a hot witch girlfriend.

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“You don’t have problems; you are the problem.”

– Swami Chinmayananda

Namaste ? ?

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A funny story from an interview with Adyashanti:

One day, when I was thirty-three, something happened without any emotion, which, for me, was absolutely necessary: I heard the call of a bird outside, and a thought came up from my gut, not from my head: Who hears this sound? The next thing I knew, I was the bird, and I was the sound, and I was the person listening; I was everything. I thought, I’ll be damned. I had tasted this at twenty-five, but there had been so much energy and spiritual byproduct. This time I didn’t get elated. It was just factual. I got up and went into the kitchen to see if I was the stove, too. Yeah, I was the stove. Looking for something more mundane, I went into the bathroom. What do you know: I was the toilet, too.

Quite funny tbh :D

All jokes aside, this interview is really insightful. It cleared up a few things for me. You can read it here: https://www.thesunmagazine.org/issues/384/who-hears-this-sound

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On 6/4/2020 at 5:09 AM, nistake said:

I went into the bathroom. What do you know: I was the toilet, too.

It's ok to be the toilet, as long as you don't drink from it xD

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On 6/7/2020 at 7:48 PM, Natasha said:

It's ok to be the toilet, as long as you don't drink from it xD

@nistake

 


Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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“You don’t have problems; you are the problem.”

– Swami Chinmayananda

Namaste ? ?

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6 hours ago, nistake said:

@Anna1 The consciousness section here in a nutshell :D

Haha, yes

 


“You don’t have problems; you are the problem.”

– Swami Chinmayananda

Namaste ? ?

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Gandalf does 5 grams of mushrooms. 


Dont look at me! Look inside!

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Non-dual translation of Que sera sera

 

Today, now, regardless of my gender
I ask my guru what I am
Am I pretty, am I rich
Here’s what he says to me
Ce qui est, c'est.
Whatever is simply is
The present is ours to be
Ce qui est, c'est.
What is, is

In another instance of the same present moment
I ask my guru what truth is here and now
Do we have rainbows right now
Here’s what my guru says
Ce qui est, c'est.
Whatever is simply is
The present is ours to be
Ce qui est, c'est.
What is, is

Now I have disciples of my own
They ask their guru “What am I”
Am I handsome, am I rich
I tell them silently
Ce qui est, c'est.
Whatever is simply is
The present is ours to be
Ce qui est, c'est
What is, is
Ce qui est, c'est


Suppose Love is real, and let's assume reality is unreal. Suppose we discover that the building block of reality is real Love, that means our assumption was wrong and reality is actually not unreal. Reality is real, if everything we supposed is true. I'm not going to say if it is or not.

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Went on a quest to find myself and disappeared....


“Everything is honoured, but nothing matters.” — Eckhart Tolle.

"I have lived on the lip of insanity, wanting to know reasons, knocking on a door. It opens. I've been knocking from the inside." -- Rumi

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4 minutes ago, VeganAwake said:

Went on a quest to find myself and disappeared....

so you succeeded before you began  xD 


Suppose Love is real, and let's assume reality is unreal. Suppose we discover that the building block of reality is real Love, that means our assumption was wrong and reality is actually not unreal. Reality is real, if everything we supposed is true. I'm not going to say if it is or not.

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100% absolutely ?


“Everything is honoured, but nothing matters.” — Eckhart Tolle.

"I have lived on the lip of insanity, wanting to know reasons, knocking on a door. It opens. I've been knocking from the inside." -- Rumi

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On 6/12/2020 at 6:00 PM, VeganAwake said:

Went on a quest to find myself and disappeared....

:ph34r::x

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