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Why didn’t the gregorian monk get ordained?

 

He never got the chance / chants. 

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@pluto I’ve had similar experiences. One time someone was asking to see my ID. At first I didn’t understand, then there was a vague notion of a concept about an ID. Then I snapped back into it.

It can be bizarre. Like trying to remember the name of an old high school acquaintance. “My ID? What’s an ID? Wait, the word ID sounds familiar. An ID has something to do with a story. But a story about what?” . . . When I figured it out and took out my ID, I started giggling. Egos actually make little cards with their picture on it. It seemed so ridiculously absurd. 

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5 hours ago, Serotoninluv said:

@pluto I’ve had similar experiences. One time someone was asking to see my ID. At first I didn’t understand, then there was a vague notion of a concept about an ID. Then I snapped back into it.

It can be bizarre. Like trying to remember the name of an old high school acquaintance. “My ID? What’s an ID? Wait, the word ID sounds familiar. An ID has something to do with a story. But a story about what?” . . . When I figured it out and took out my ID, I started giggling. Egos actually make little cards with their picture on it. It seemed so ridiculously absurd. 

Hahahaha I know the exact feeling <3

Bless!


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So I sat down with my friend the other day for lunch to catch up.

I said "what you been up to since I last saw you?"

He said "I got enlightened".

I said "Interesting. How do you feel?".

He said "There is no me to feel anything.

I said "Interesting."

I reached over and took his plate of food.

He said "What do you think you're doing?"

I said "Well, if there is no you, I guess you're not going to be needing your lunch". 

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4 hours ago, Gabriel Antonio said:

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Nice Zen devil joke !

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God is love

Whoever lives in love lives in God

And God in them

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Repost cause it's too funny

 

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God is love

Whoever lives in love lives in God

And God in them

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1 minute ago, Gabriel Antonio said:

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xD xD xD 


God is love

Whoever lives in love lives in God

And God in them

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Ego be like:

 

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God is love

Whoever lives in love lives in God

And God in them

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I will be waiting here, For your silence to break, For your soul to shake,              For your love to wake! Rumi

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