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Enlightenment Jokes Here

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This video is just funny, love when he start to talk about ignorance. 

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A Buddhist Zen student asked to see the great wise Zen Master. To his surprise, when he was brought to the great temple, the Zen Master was a Cow sitting in a Buddhist pose up on the shrine. The other Zen Buddhists said "ask your question". The Zen student asked "great wise Master, what is the gate to enlightenment?" The Zen Master Cow paused, and simply said "Mu". 

 

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@Leo Gura You might like this one.

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This is just for fun, not to be taken seriously, but it's still interesting. 

 

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I recently opened up a meditation retreat center. But, to my surprise no one came and I had to shut it down. I'm not sure why nobody wanted to come to my Concentration Camp. 

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12 hours ago, Jed Vassallo said:

I recently opened up a meditation retreat center. But, to my surprise no one came and I had to shut it down. I'm not sure why nobody wanted to come to my Concentration Camp. 

xD

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On 9/16/2018 at 1:03 AM, Your place at Heart said:

all hail our god emperor

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Where are you we need you

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On 1.12.2018 at 11:42 AM, Meretagh said:

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This might very well be THE top post on this forum


 

 

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On 12/24/2018 at 0:24 AM, Jed Vassallo said:

I recently opened up a meditation retreat center. But, to my surprise no one came and I had to shut it down. I'm not sure why nobody wanted to come to my Concentration Camp. 

Okay... that’s good lololol

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“You don’t have problems; you are the problem.”

– Swami Chinmayananda

Namaste ? ?

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Life is a joke for him.

I want it to be a joke too ?

 

 


God is love

Whoever lives in love lives in God

And God in them

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When the ego first hears about enlightenment

 

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God is love

Whoever lives in love lives in God

And God in them

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@Shin

When the ego realizes its fucked and dissappears into nothing.

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Dont look at me! Look inside!

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8 minutes ago, Rilles said:

@Shin

When the ego realizes its fucked and dissappears into nothing.

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Don't tell me about it ???

 

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God is love

Whoever lives in love lives in God

And God in them

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Yes

Or

No

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God is love

Whoever lives in love lives in God

And God in them

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