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@Torkys it means nothing lel

but im not a hero, im a hero of my own journey, you are the hero of yours. you just dont know it yet

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Exercise on proof that I exist:

  1. I think, so I exist
  2. I fuck, so I exist
  3. I eat, so I exist
  4. I weight 120 kg, so I exist
  5. I hate my life, so I exist
  6. I hate my wife, so I exist
  7. She hates me, so I exist
  8. I hate my parents, so I exist
  9. My parents punish me, so I exist
  10. I fear life, so I exist
  11. I am angry, so I exist
  12. I am stupid, so I exist
  13. I comment on actualized.org, so I definitely exist
  14. My head aches, so I exist or at least my head exist
  15. I drink beer, so beer exist (and and god loves me )
  16. God loves me, so I exist
  17. I do not love Leo, so he doesn't exist
  18. Leo doesn't love me, do I exist ?

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@Ether I can already see it coming:

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Spirituality is any movement towards the Unnamable. Everything is spiritual.

The only true way out Resistance is going into it because any way out of it is staying in it.

The purest life possible is surrendering to the Absolute.

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;):(Individual(?): What if I wake up, and it's really boring?

Enlightened Master: Don't worry, because you will not mind^_^

...:D

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@pluto Cool !!!!


Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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Happy April Fool's, everyone xD:P

Thanks all for the great jokes and for keeping this thread alive! :x

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39 minutes ago, Natasha said:

Happy April Fool's, everyone xD:P

Thanks all for the great jokes and for keeping this thread alive! :x

Happy April fool Natasha! This thread will be always alive hehehe... we are goofy seekers Lol


Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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@Natasha  They are so funny. Love them too! ^_^


Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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Have you heard of the cow who attained liberation and was viewed as a Zen idol? It was dyslexic and kept on repeating OOOOMMM !

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