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Enlightenment Jokes Here

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On 20/08/2017 at 7:19 PM, Shin said:

Can't find the video where Eckhart tells that you're more likely to realize your enlightement by going from wall street to prison, then to enlightenment, plz guys !

 

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@Ether Thank you !

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The rest of the video is quite funny too ^^

 

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Whoever lives in love lives in God

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Despiritualseeker: Would you want to sit and watch "my wall"

Dehotgrill: OH YES, YESSS !!! Hummm, yes of course why not. I mean yeah sure whatever ...

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Dehotgrill: Hummm, no bed ?

Despiritualseeker: Bed is a worldly pleasure, let's kill our ego together !

 

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Whoever lives in love lives in God

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Trully extreme scepticists should be extremely sceptical even of extreme sceptisism! :D

 


Suppose Love is real, and let's assume reality is unreal. Suppose we discover that the building block of reality is real Love, that means our assumption was wrong and reality is actually not unreal. Reality is real, if everything we supposed is true. I'm not going to say if it is or not.

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I FOUND THE ANSWER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

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WAIT A MINUTE ............

 

 

 


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Whoever lives in love lives in God

And God in them

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15 hours ago, Martin123 said:

So this happened

 


Not sure which one is more hilarious here - JP or Matt Kahn XD

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The Lion and the Mouse

Once there was a tiny, playful mouse. He started playing on a sleeping lion because he thought it was just a hill. The lion woke up and caught the mouse and was about to eat him. The mouse started begging for his life.

Mouse: Please, Mr. Lion!!! Don't eat me! I didn't know you were Mr. Lion. Look, I have an idea. If you let me go, I promise I will help you when you need help.

Lion: You? Helping me? In what way??? You think you could actually help me?? HAHAHA!!! What a joke! Ok...Go!  Since you made me laugh, I'll let you go this time.

Mouse: Oh, thank you, Mr. Lion! You won't regret your decision. 

One day, two hunters set up a net to catch a lion. They were confident that the net will catch a lion, so they went for lunch. After a few minutes, the lion was caught in the net.

Lion: Oh no, I'm dead. I can't get out of this. In no time, they will come and kill me.

The mouse appeared.

Mouse: Don't worry. I could get you out of this.

The mouse started chewing the net, and in no time both of them escaped. They became friends.

Moral:  Sometimes you got to drop your ego to fully understand the other being and your situation. 

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15 hours ago, Shin said:

I FOUND THE ANSWER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

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WAIT A MINUTE ............

 

 

 

xDxDxD

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When you started self-inquiry for less than a week

 

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Leo and his girlfriend

 

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God is love

Whoever lives in love lives in God

And God in them

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When you finally get back to 2h + meditation a day

 

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God is love

Whoever lives in love lives in God

And God in them

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Sarcaste <3 the Sarcasm in Me acknowledges and honors the Sarcasm in You 

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When you hear for the first time from one of your friend "There is space around it" (talking about suffering):

 

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Learning non-duality as a newbie:

 

You don't exist ----- You're everything

There is no self ----- There is a true self

There is no free will ----- You have 100% free will

The obstacle is the path -----You have to follow the eightfold path

There is nothing you can do ----- Meditation/Self-inquiry/Retreat/Yoga ...

Don't chase enlightenment ----- You have to desire enlightenment really bad

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  • You don't know what love is ----- You are love
  • Nothing is about you ----- Everything is about you
  • Don't become a Zen devil ! ----- There is no right or wrong
  • Don't kid yourself, you're not enlightened ----- You're already enlightened

 

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God is love

Whoever lives in love lives in God

And God in them

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How much aware you think you are when you start consciousness work

 

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How much aware you think you are after 1 year of consciousness work

 

3528061c8e81e6bb3a76610c1226b17f--funny-

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God is love

Whoever lives in love lives in God

And God in them

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