Natasha

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What do you do when you become enlightened?

Answer: You go fuck yourself. (cause there is no other)

 

(Sorry if this is too cringe. OP/admin can delete it. Savage reply to zendevils and enlightened role players tho)

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''Not this...

Not this...

PLEASE...Not this...''

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Before Enlightenment: Chop Wood, Carry Water

After Enlightenment: Chop Wood. .  wait. . . why the hell are you chopping wood and carrying water? Go get a real job, dickhead.

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8 hours ago, Truth Seekah said:

Ekhart-selfie:D

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Or rather no-selfie xD

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3 hours ago, Natasha said:

Or rather no-selfie xD

oooooOOoo

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Actual footage of me doing self-inquiry

 


Suppose Love is real, and let's assume reality is unreal. Suppose we discover that the building block of reality is real Love, that means our assumption was wrong and reality is actually not unreal. Reality is real, if everything we supposed is true. I'm not going to say if it is or not.

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1 minute ago, AleksM said:

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Don't believe it, where are the omegle masturbators 


Suppose Love is real, and let's assume reality is unreal. Suppose we discover that the building block of reality is real Love, that means our assumption was wrong and reality is actually not unreal. Reality is real, if everything we supposed is true. I'm not going to say if it is or not.

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For all yall psychonauts out there! The psychedelic sheep of the human family (full of regular sheep :( ) :D 

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Suppose Love is real, and let's assume reality is unreal. Suppose we discover that the building block of reality is real Love, that means our assumption was wrong and reality is actually not unreal. Reality is real, if everything we supposed is true. I'm not going to say if it is or not.

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On 24/10/2017 at 5:49 PM, Preetom said:

What do you do when you become enlightened?

Answer: You go fuck yourself. (cause there is no other)

 

(Sorry if this is too cringe. OP/admin can delete it. Savage reply to zendevils and enlightened role players tho)

It's a giant orgy, everything you do is about fucking yourself !

And people say incest is disgusting, THEY HAVE NO IDEA !


God is love

Whoever lives in love lives in God

And God in them

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