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On the path to enlightenment

 

What you think you're doing

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What you're actually doing

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God is love

Whoever lives in love lives in God

And God in them

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When your mind tries to make you believe you should be sad/angry

 

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God is love

Whoever lives in love lives in God

And God in them

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Suppose Love is real, and let's assume reality is unreal. Suppose we discover that the building block of reality is real Love, that means our assumption was wrong and reality is actually not unreal. Reality is real, if everything we supposed is true. I'm not going to say if it is or not.

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2 hours ago, Dodo said:

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Haha It does, doesn't it?

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? ? Quite accurate based on what I hear 

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Suppose Love is real, and let's assume reality is unreal. Suppose we discover that the building block of reality is real Love, that means our assumption was wrong and reality is actually not unreal. Reality is real, if everything we supposed is true. I'm not going to say if it is or not.

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  1. Only ONE path is true. Rest is noise
  2. God is beauty, rest is Ugly 

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8 hours ago, Dodo said:

? ? Quite accurate based on what I hear 

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God is love

Whoever lives in love lives in God

And God in them

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Finally! I got Enlightened! But, Leo...

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This episode of Seinfeld reminds me of trying to  see enlightenment but can't.   Go to 3:30

 

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Wrong topic, so I just leave this here:

 

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God is love

Whoever lives in love lives in God

And God in them

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45 minutes ago, Truth Seekah said:

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Because you already were even before you started? :))


Suppose Love is real, and let's assume reality is unreal. Suppose we discover that the building block of reality is real Love, that means our assumption was wrong and reality is actually not unreal. Reality is real, if everything we supposed is true. I'm not going to say if it is or not.

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  1. Only ONE path is true. Rest is noise
  2. God is beauty, rest is Ugly 

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The ego reaction after its first enlightenement experience

 

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God is love

Whoever lives in love lives in God

And God in them

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On 09/08/2017 at 3:41 PM, Dodo said:

Because you already were even before you started? :))

Or as Leo put it, "You are nothing, but as special something" :)

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If only ...

 

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God is love

Whoever lives in love lives in God

And God in them

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On 4/3/2016 at 2:34 PM, abrakamowse said:

Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they are the light bulb.

Very funny.

I heard a similar one about thirty years ago. It went something like this:

Q: How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, because illumination is a social construct.

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