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16 hours ago, username said:

Contemplation question for grasping Nothingness:

Where is Leo's hair?

Contemplation question for grasping Nothingness:

Who wants to know?

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Warning: Meditation may increase your level of dopamine!


Suppose Love is real, and let's assume reality is unreal. Suppose we discover that the building block of reality is real Love, that means our assumption was wrong and reality is actually not unreal. Reality is real, if everything we supposed is true. I'm not going to say if it is or not.

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On 13/05/2017 at 7:08 AM, username said:

Contemplation question for grasping Nothingness:

Where is Leo's hair?

That's quite funny, cause last night I had a dream about leo doing a video with some short emo blond hair.
He even kiss his grunge girlfriend at the end.
Such a troll :3

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God is love

Whoever lives in love lives in God

And God in them

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First you think it's a concept to grasp
Then you think it's an experience
Then you think it's a state of mind
Then you think it's the "meditation state after XX time"

Then you realize this "state" is always there

Then you deepen it whenever you do nothing
Then you deepen it whenever you do something
Then you deepen it whenever you talk to people
Then you deepen it whenever a critical situation comes into your life

 

...

 

PROFIT !!!

 

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God is love

Whoever lives in love lives in God

And God in them

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Yoga police: "You have the right to remain silent!" 

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Kundalini Yogi sharpshooter: "Ready, aim, fire!" 

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Two men meet on the street.
One asks the other: "Hi, how are you?"
The other one replies: "I'm fine, thanks."
"And how's your son? Is he still unemployed?"
"Yes, he is. But he is meditating now."
"Meditating? What's that?"
"I don't know. But it's better than sitting around and doing nothing!"

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Don't just do something -- Sit there! 

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Albert Einstein: "Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish."

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A student went to his meditation teacher and said, "My meditation is horrible! I feel so distracted, or my legs ache, or I'm constantly falling asleep. It's just horrible!"

"It will pass," the teacher said matter-of-factly.

A week later, the student came back to his teacher. "My meditation is wonderful! I feel so aware, so peaceful, so alive! It's just wonderful!"

"It will pass," the teacher replied matter-of-factly.

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Warning! Dates on the calendar may be closer than they appear! 

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On 2017-5-12 at 6:56 PM, Who_Am_I said:

Let Go, Let God!

Let be, Let Bed!

Let bed? You mean go to sleep? :P It's late?

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12 minutes ago, Key Elements said:

Let bed? You mean go to sleep? :P It's late?

I think beds are underrated! I get the most relaxation on there. 

Also Yoga Nidra on the bed is yummy!


Suppose Love is real, and let's assume reality is unreal. Suppose we discover that the building block of reality is real Love, that means our assumption was wrong and reality is actually not unreal. Reality is real, if everything we supposed is true. I'm not going to say if it is or not.

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When you have to put some files on a usb drive which is not yours, just before your sitted meditation session
And the usb drive is called TRANSCEND

 

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@Sri McDonald Trump Maharaj It was a coincidence xD

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God is love

Whoever lives in love lives in God

And God in them

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The moment I became aware that  I am enlightened, hm.. It must have been this warm day in which Shin, a fellow forum actualizer declared to me that I am in fact God. And so is fucking everyone else. This is awesome on a whole other level.

I decided to look for the one possibity whether it is true, and every time when I look I see it's there, true.

Enlightenment embodied. 

Mic drop 


Suppose Love is real, and let's assume reality is unreal. Suppose we discover that the building block of reality is real Love, that means our assumption was wrong and reality is actually not unreal. Reality is real, if everything we supposed is true. I'm not going to say if it is or not.

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EAT MY DUST !

 

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God is love

Whoever lives in love lives in God

And God in them

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5 hours ago, Dodo said:

The moment I became aware that  I am enlightened, hm.. It must have been this warm day in which Shin, a fellow forum actualizer declared to me that I am in fact God. And so is fucking everyone else. This is awesome on a whole other level.

I decided to look for the one possibity whether it is true, and every time when I look I see it's there, true.

Enlightenment embodied. 

Mic drop 

You realize Shin wasn't BS-ing you, right? ^_^ You are indeed IT, enlightenment embodied.

"You are what you're seeking" - Mooji

It's so simple, it's funny :D

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10 hours ago, Shin said:

EAT MY DUST !

 

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Dust??? Sounds kinda 'scary.' I hope no one has to 'bite the dust' to reach enlightenment. Reminds me of this song:

 

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At this rate everyone will be enlightened before ME !

MY ENLIGHTENMENT ! MY INCONDITIONAL LOVE !

 

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God is love

Whoever lives in love lives in God

And God in them

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Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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1 hour ago, abrakamowse said:

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Believe it or not, I thought the same way. :| One of these day, we will wake up into a world where we don't have to eat each other anymore.

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24 minutes ago, Key Elements said:

Believe it or not, I thought the same way. :| One of these day, we will wake up into a world where we don't have to eat each other anymore.

We are eating ourselves

:P


Don’t you realize that all of you together are the temple of God and that the Spirit of God lives in you?
1 Corinthians 3:16

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