Observation openers work so well that I've transitioned all outside-the-club openers to observational.
The key is to realize your observations don't have to make a lick of logical sense.
"Hey! Girl in the pasta dress. Stop!"
"Hey! Elf girl. Stop!"
"Hey! Girl that looks like a fishing lure. Stop!"
"Hey! Girl in lingerie dress. Stop!"
"Hey! What the fuck kind of dress is that? What do you call that thing? Where'd you find that fucking thing?"
"Hey! How many alligators did you have to kill to make those boots, girl?"
"Hey! Pocahontas-looking girl. Stop!"
"Hey! Leprechaun girl. Stop!" (she's wearing green dress) This one will take some recovery work. Apparently girls don't like being called Leprechauns.
"Hey! Lizard girl. Stop!" (she's wearing green dress) This one will take some recovery work, Lol.
"Hey! Sparkly boots. Stop!"
"Hey! Cowgirl. Stop!"
"Hey! Why are you so short?" (she's extra tall)
"Hey! Girl that looks like a disco ball. Stop!"
"Hey! Bubble-gum shoes. Stop!"
"Hey! Woolly mammoth purse girl. Stop!"
"Hey! Goldilocks girl. Stop!"
"Hey! Tinkerbell girl. Stop!"
"Hey! Gold fish girl. Stop!"
You can make up this shit endlessly. Infinite observationals

Stop procrastinating and do it now. This week! Tomorrow!
They aren't lines per se, it's just self-amusement in action. I didn't plan any of it.
Every major city has a rowdy nightlife where it would work. I wasn't even doing that in a club, but outside in the lobby bar. The type of bar you could find in any fancy hotel in any major city in the world.

Dude, this is so dumb.
Stop consuming this fear porn. That's all that is.
I told a girl at the bar that my friend and I have herpes and that since we are such generous guys, we would be happy to share it with her. That was my opener. She told me that I am unusually friendly for a Russian (she was part Russian too). I told her that she is gullible and that if I was a rapist I would take her to my rape van. I told her I am taking her to church to confess all her sins. She asked, which church. I said, the one that molests the most children. She was an attourney. I asked her if contracts make her wet. I told her I will have my attourney draft up some contracts for her. I told her to give me her fax number so I can fax her a black and white pixelated dick pic. She said she actually had a fax number. She gave me her biz card. She asked me what I do. I said I scrub toilets at Taco Bell and that I would scrub the shit out of her toilet. When I said that, I said it like I was talking about fucking her pussy out. She said, Perfect. I told her I am Asian from the waist down and that her ass was too much for me and that she needs a black dude for that ass. But that luckily I am actually black from the waist down. She said, Perfect. She asked for me to take her number. Finally she gave me permission to squeeze her giant tits in front of her friend.
I told another girl: "Damn, you have a nice body. I want to sell you into sexual slavery, like I did my mother." She giggled but that one blew me out. She still left laughing. It's hard to make that line hook because it's so purposefully outrageous. Still, I like to see how far I can push my verbals.
Be a fucking man. But be socially calibrated and non-creepy. This was all said in a cool and calibrated way.
I am not saying you noobs should go that far. But if you think you can't go that far with a girl all into it, you don't understand girls. I am telling you this so you understand what extremes are possible and that you are nowhere near the edge.
On the other hand, the fear in your eyes alone is enough to creep a girl out. It's not what you say but how you say it.

You should socialize just to push your comfort zone and gain more life experience but in the end nothing is gonna beat the spiritual pleasure of pure metaphysical understanding. So if you can be happy solo, that's actually a great gift.
But don't become a recluse. Gain some socialization and dating experience while you are young. It can be fun.
In the end you will find the highest joy is found alone, not with others. Don't let others gaslight you about that.

If you don't want to socialize, don't socialize. It's that simple. 
The simplest way to fix your social life is to not worry about it until you start feeling lonely. Then, you will start to know the kind of social-life and community-life that you want and you will have that as your objective, socially. This will help you sort through the petty bullshit and find people who you resonate with. My point is that once you get to this point, you won't get lost in the petty bullshit of socialization anymore. 
HTH!!  

Oh, we know

When I say "genetics" I am not really making any special appeals to science. All I mean is, the stuff about who you are which cannot be changed by any amount of effort. For example, the fact that you have a human body and not a kangaroo body is a function of genetics. And there is nothing you can do to change that, no matter how much spiritual bullshit you consume.
You don't need to be a scientist or a geneticist to make the simple observation that every living organism has a certain foundation for its being which it cannot change and must live with, which define that organism's basic capacities, strengths, and weaknesses.

Biggest pet peeve: humans.

I am God. The real God. Me! This is absolutely incredible.
I am not a human amongst other human beings. I am God, imagining all human beings.
There are no others! This is such a pleasant realization. I am the whole of reality.
There is nothing that I need to aquire. The universe in its entirety is mine. It's all within me, inside of my mind, literally!
Talk about a boost in self esteem!
This is the greatest thing I have ever discovered or realized by far.
Cheers.

Immature dating advice isn't going anywhere. It will be popular as long as there are hordes of immatue and under-developed men.

Do you have any idea how much more charming my conversation skills are with women now than before pickup?
My verbal game, sense of humor, charisma, confidence, and ability to handle women has skyrocketed.
That's the attractive part. This comes naturally with massive experience.
Pickup is mostly just about gaining massive experience with women. What most guys experience in a lifetime I have experienced in a few years. And women don't care how you got the experience, they just like an experienced man.

Imagine a scale from 1 to 10.
Fundamentalist religion is a 2.
Ordinary science is a 7.
Hoffman is a 9.
And what's I'm trying to teach is 100,000.

You are framing this as good vs bad when in reality it's about people who take action to improve their attractiveness and those who don't.
Women don't want lame "good guys".

It's silly to blame this on pickup. Girls go out and party and socialize all the time. So they could always find a new guy to sleep with if they want.
The solution to being cheated on is to develop yourself into a stronger and more attractive man, through pickup.
If you do pickup there is no need to sleep with taken girls. You can easily just target single girls.

@Dodo It's important to keep the following context in mind:
Many men are natural pussyhunters, regardless of pickup. Pickup just formalized the activity and gave it a name. But pussyhunting is a natural aspect of masculinity regardless of you views of it.
It does not take a lot of brains to be interested in pussyhunting.

There's a lot of overlap between Red Pill and pickup. But less so with Incels because they took the path of victimhood and inaction.
Pickup community requires massive action, so that excludes a lot of the lazy, depressed, and hateful people.

Learning video editing and recording skills is quite easy. There are online courses for all major video editing software. I use VEGAS editing software. It's easy to learn.
Recording is easy to learn too. Just buy a Sony camcorder and start recording yourself speaking. You will learn as you go and make refinements.
Getting big on YT is hard. You have to be very persistent and offer something fresh and new and high quality. You have to publish content very consistently, like a full time job.
There are many ways to make money from YT. If your content is mainstream and gets millions of views then you can survive off ad revenue alone. If your content is more niche like mine, then you can still make good money by offering courses or products on your website.

Personally, I never felt shame when entering pickup. I just felt inexperienced, insecure, and eager to learn how to get good with girls. You can do pickup just for the mastery of it as a skill set. You can also do it for the adventure. Outsiders don't realize what a rush and exciting adventure the pickup journey is. It's like traveling around the world. The adventure of it is better than the sex. When you're on the pickup journey life becomes exciting and fun.

Of course it does, but much of this is out of your control. You can't remove air polution from your city for example nor the toxins in your food. Some people's genetics allow them to tolerant toxins a lot better than others. So I still consider this a genetic issue. Epigentics is still genetics.
She's getting old now so that's expected.
But also notice, plastic surgery is NOT makeup. She uses her plastic surgery to sell you makeup.
Yes, of course surgery is effective. No one denies that. In a sense surgery is a way to cheat-change your genetics. Which is why it's so effective. If I got surgery to replace half my organs I could probably fix most of my health problems.

The stuff you resent her about, you should communicate with her about that to try to clear that bad air. All relationships require communucation and clearing bad air.
If the communications keeps failing then you can break up with her. But first try to communicate.
And if you decide to cheat, just break up with her first. This will be much better for both of you.

One thing I really do hate is upper class people. What a load of horseshit they are.

That's life. Consider the dilemma a lion is in. You got it easy compared to him.
You cannot stop "evil" if you want to live. Evil cannot be stopped, it must be accepted as what you are.

You need to make friends with guys who are good, follow them, and learn from them and watch their results.
Just doing it by yourself you will make too many mistakes that will tank your results and you won't know why.
Pickup works but it requires pretty specific rules.

Not at all.
Philosophy classes in universities are as conformist and unoriginal as Sunday School.
All of Harvard is a conformist nest. Little orginal thinking happens there.
Do not confuse such things for truth-seeking or thinking. They are playing academic survival games. Nobody at Harvard understands what reality is or how consciousness works.
No actual philosophy is done in a philosophy classroom. That would be far too dangerous to be allowed.
Tucker Carlson don't give a fuck about foreign people. They are like animals from his level of consciousness. He cares about building up an American identity. All of his politics revolves around that, as does everyone's at Fox News. That is the function of Fox News: to build and defend an American collective ego.

No, it's not conscious. It's a lack of consciousness. It's self-bias, closemindedness, ego, and just how Stage Blue cognition works.
He is genuine in his beliefs. Basically all people are genuine in their ignorance.
From Ben Shaprio's POV, he's helping the world be a better place, he's acting from love -- like all people. But since his self-awareness is quite low, his love ends up being very selfish and partial. It's not really his fault. All evil is simply lack of consciousness. Which is why evil doesn't really exist. It is just misdirected love.
Here you must distinguish between the intelligence required to think within the box of society vs the intelligence of truly original thinking.
To earn a law degree you don't need to do any original thinking, you just need to be very good at following the rules and orders that society has laid out for you. You need to be a good soldier. Which is what Stage Blue excels at. Stage Blue is great at being meticulously conformist. If you need to hire someone to make sure that concentration camps operate like well-oiled machines, you hire a nice conformist boy like Ben Shaprio to manage it for you. He will do it without asking any questions. This was in fact how Nazi Germany was run.
Nothing strange about it. Every political position can be criticized from above or below, not just left vs right. You can be anti-interventionist from above or below. For example, you could believe that it's wrong to start a war in the Middle East because they are low-life savages who don't even deserve to fight the noble white man. But such anti-interventionism is further from Stage Green anti-interventionism than wanting to invade the Middle East to steal their oil. One would first have to evolve in consciousness just to see the Middle East as a worthwhile place to steal oil from, and only then one might evolve further in consciousness to actually care about the lives and interests of Middle Easterners as much as white lives and interests.
You can be opposed to war for the wrong reasons. What matters most is not the fact that you oppose war, but what level of consciousness you're seeing the situation from. You might oppose war because you're to fearful of getting drafted. But that is a selfish perspective which is very different from opposing war because you're conscious of the suffering it would cause the "enemy".
The true problem with the Middle East wars is not that it hurts America's interests, but that it creates suffering for innocent and powerless people in the Middle East. It's like kicking a wounded dog and blaming the dog.